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werewolf -v- horse

boo!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhrghhhhh. Ouch. Get off of me you silly mare. No. I cannot carry you to safety. Why? Because you weigh 750 kilos to my 55 kilos and you are not made of an easily foldable material. And because I am considerably shorter than you so even if I did deign to pick you up […]